Wednesday, Apr. 06, 2005 - 9:10 a.m.
A young girl on a years training course in South
Africa recently received a "Dear John" letter from her
boyfriend back home. It read as follows:
Dear Mary,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The
distance between us is just too great. I must admit
that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been
gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry.
Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love, John
Mary, with hurt feelings, asked her colleagues for any
snapshots they could spare of their boyfriends,
brothers, ex-boyfriends,uncles, cousins etc. In
addition to the picture of John, Mary included all
the other pictures of the pretty lads she had
collected from her buddies. There were 57 photos in
that envelope....along with this note..;
Dear John,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the f**k
you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and
send the rest back to me.
Take Care,
Mary
