Thursday, Apr. 28, 2005 - 12:29 p.m.
GREAT QUOTES BY GREAT LADIES
Inside every older lady is a younger lady -- wondering what the hell
happened.
-Cora Harvey Armstrong-
Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut
her up with cookies.
The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
-Helen Hayes (at 73)-
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
-Janette Barber-
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
-Lily Tomlin-
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
-Laurie Kuslansky-
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my
head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
-Erma Bombeck-
Old age ain't no place for sissies.
-Bette Davis-
The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
-Jane Sellman-
Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows.
-Jennifer Unlimited-
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts
falling apart.
-Caryn Leschen-
I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at
once.
-Jennifer Unlimited-
If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible
warning.
-Catherine-
When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years
before they
realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow!
-Kathy Buckley-
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not
dumb --
and I'm also not blonde.
-Dolly Parton-
If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
-Sue Grafton-
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
-Roseanne Barr-
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.
-Zsa Gabor-
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt-
