Thursday, Oct. 06, 2005 - 9:24 a.m.
Jokes (no desire for a good entry)
Superman was kinda bored so he just started flying
around looking for something to do. He's flying over
Wonder Woman's house and sees her bedroom window is
open. For shits and giggles he thinks he'll just stop
by... As he gets closer he sees that there she is on
her back, nothing but her birthday suit on... Head
tilted back and her eyes are closed... WhoooWeee!
Superman was getting turned on looking at her so he
decides what the hell, I can just fly in real quick,
give her the ole' in-out and be out of there before
she even knows what hit her. After all he is Superman
and everything is super... Even super woodies. So, in
he goes, wham-bam thank you mame and he's out of there
and just content as he could be with the world. Wow
was she tight!
Wonder Woman after feeling herself pushed into the bed
a bit awkwardly opens her eyes and says "Holy shit,
what the hell was that?"
Invisible Man says, "I don't know, but my ass sure
hurts"
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A guy is in line at the supermarket when he notices
that a rather hot blonde behind him has just raised
her hand and smiled hello to him.
He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be
waving to him, and although familiar he can't place
where he might know her from, so he says "Sorry, do
you know
me?"
She replies, "I may be mistaken, but I thought you
might be the father of one of my children."
His mind shoots back to the one and only time he's
been unfaithful.
Holy crap," he says, "Are you that stripper from my
bachelor party that I screwed on the pool table in
front of all my friends
while your girlfriend whipped
me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my
ass?"
No," she replies, "I'm your son's English
teacher.
