Monday, Nov. 07, 2005 - 11:41 a.m.
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue.
Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
Quotes by Woody Allen (genius)
